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Here is a list of hilarious quotes that will keep you laughing as you read each line! Taken from actual lines said by various Pinoy stars and personalities on live tv (Bwahehehe):
MELANIE MARQUEZ
- I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival.
- Don't judge my brother; he's not a book.
- (MISS INTERNATIONAL 1978) Eddie Mercado: "Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollars, would you also do the same?" Melanie Marquez: "NO, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long legged." (With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the Miss International in 1978.)
- When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy: "Don't worry little angel, big angel is here."
- Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!
- That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives.
- My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman.
- Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.
- On what they should do to the houseboy who molested her kid: "He should be put behind bar."
- "You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four"
SNOOKY SERNA
- Answering a question from the See-True Panel. Snooky: "Ano kasi , she is, I mean she was, kasi past tense na nga pala..."
BB. PILIPINAS PILIPINAS CIRCA '70s
Eddie Mercado: "Of the three titles at stake, which would you want to win?" Finalist: "I want to win the Bb. Pilipinas Universe because it would be an honor to represent the Philippines in the whole Universe!"
LYDIA DE VEGA
Interview after winning against PT Usha of India for the Century Dash in 1984 Asian Games. Reporter: "What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending." Lydia: "Oo nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast!"
Danilo Barrios
Kris Aquino: I heard sa France based ang father mo ngayon?
Danilo Barrios: Hindi po. Sa Paris.
Kris Aquino: So you’re a vegetarian?
Danilo Barrios: Opo. Kumakain din ako ng meat.
Vilma Santos
"Ang ganda ng gospel number na yon, napaka-enlighting! Teka… magpupunas lang ako, I’m sweatening!”
Again, from Vilma Santos: Excuse me, it’s not my fault anymore. It’s your fault anymore!
Angelika Jones
When asked what her role is in a new sitcom in Channel 2: “Medyo kikay ako dito pero hindi naman Over O.A.!”
VJ Heart Evangelista
Reads from a letter sender: “VJ Heart you are so charming and you are my favorite VJ! (looks at cam) Thank you! Also you are!”
Angela Velez
Announcing the Famas Awards winner: “And the Famas goes through…”
2 comments:
I never heard Heart has committed grammar error utnil I read this article.
I never heard Heart has had grammatical error until I read this article.
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